Journey back to the big box store era. Valley Swerve takes the nostalgia of shopping back to the early 2000s. This Future Funk album is inspired by a lost legacy of ideas and fosters a new story from your favorite departments.
Aisle to Aisle — Take a stroll through the shopping center of your dreams. Attention shoppers your shopping spree begins today. Smooth Jazz, breakbeats that just send you along you’re browsing experience
Jewelry Counter — The best in affordable luxury. Feel pampered by your choice of classy watches, rings and earrings. Can’t pay today? Layaway available now
Auto Care — Stop by for your regularly scheduled maintenance our friendly service staff will make sure you’re on your way day
Cosmetics — Need to learn how to apply your foundation, how to contour like the pros? Cosmetics Department has you covered
K Cafe — Welcome to your new creative home. We proudly brew our coffee in house and deliver it hot to you. Fresh coffee at your service from your friendly K Cafe Barista
Shoe Dept. — Need the latest pump? We have you from sneakers and sandals to the trendy heels and dress shoes. Get the latest style or kicky cleat at the shoe department
Home Decor — The only shade we throw is for your 140Watt Incandescent bulb and the only throw we have is for your futon. Stop by home decor for your latest appliances from Martha Stewart a genius in the stock market
Electronics Store — Want the latest CRT TV. Get the best 20 inch TV money can buy. Stop by today to see the latest selection in home entertainment
Stop by your favorite big box store today! We’ll be waiting with your Blue Light Special.
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